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| Headline | Stage | Trigger | Effect | Verification |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| OOH NICE HAT | Hat | photograph HatPeep | everyone wears hats | 3 sources |
| GROSS, GO GET A ROOM | Lovers | photograph LoverPeep before embarrassed | lovers are embarrassed and leave | 3 sources |
| yeah git on outta here | Lovers | photograph an already embarrassed LoverPeep | none | 2 sources |
| nvm hats aren't cool anymore | Lovers/Hat | photograph a normal peep wearing a hat | hats are removed one by one | 2 sources |
| A TV... ON TV! | any | photograph the TV | none | 3 sources |
| LIL' CRICKY <3 | any boring photo | photograph one cricket | three crickets appear | 3 sources |
| okay that's too many crickets | any boring photo | photograph three crickets | none | 3 sources |
| just a normal peep | any | one normal peep in frame | none | 3 sources |
| just some normal peeps | any | more than one normal peep in frame | none | 3 sources |
| WOWWEE, IT'S NOTHING | any | photograph an empty frame | none | 3 sources |
| CRAZED SQUARE ATTACKS | Screamer | photograph CrazyPeep while screaming | fear cycle begins | 3 sources |
| oooooh just missed it | Screamer/Angry | photograph CrazyPeep not screaming + a shocked peep | none | 2 sources |
| (ya gotta catch 'em doing *something* interesting...) | Screamer/Nervous/Snobby | wrong moment | none | 2 sources |
| (ya gotta catch who's screaming at 'em) | Screamer | photograph a shocked peep | none | 2 sources |
| CIRCLE FEARS SQUARES | Nervous | photograph a scared NervousPeep + confused square | fear spreads | 3 sources |
| (ya gotta also catch *who* they're scared by) | Nervous | scared NervousPeep without the square | none | 2 sources |
| SQUARES SNUB CIRCLES | Snobby | photograph a smug SnobbyPeep | contempt spreads | 3 sources |
| SQUARES HATE CIRCLES | Angry | photograph an angry square shouting | anger spreads | 3 sources |
| CIRCLES HATE SQUARES | Angry | photograph an angry circle shouting | anger spreads | 3 sources |
| ALMOST EVERYONE HATES EVERYONE... | Angry | angryRatio >= 0.75 | anger spreads | 2 sources |
| EVERYONE HATES EVERYONE!!1! | Angry | angryRatio >= 1.0 | next stage: Evil | 3 sources |
| what are these nerds doing now | Angry/Evil | photograph HelpingAnim before it has helped | none | 2 sources |
| . . . | Evil | photograph EvilHatPeep with the gun out | none | 2 sources |
| hats ain't cool no more, haven't you heard? | Evil | photograph EvilHatPeep | none | 2 sources |
| BE SCARED. BE ANGRY. | Panic | any photo; forced | none; no chyron sound | 3 sources |
| who tunes in to watch *people get along?* | Angry/Escalation | photograph ProtestAnim (1st) | manifesto sequence | 2 sources |
| peace is boring. violence goes viral. | Angry/Escalation | photograph ProtestAnim (2nd) | manifesto sequence | 3 sources |
| and every story needs a conflict, so... | Angry/Escalation | photograph ProtestAnim (3rd) | manifesto sequence | 2 sources |
| GIVE THE AUDIENCE WHAT WE WANT. | Angry/Escalation | photograph ProtestAnim (4th) | manifesto sequence | 2 sources |
How the chyrons work
A photo becomes one line on the television. The park reads it and imitates it. The next photo is of the imitation. That is the whole verb of the game. The table lists the line, the stage, the photo that triggers it, and the effect.
Three lines are famous enough to have their own pages: everyone hates everyone, be scared, be angry, and peace is boring. The couple's line is filed with the lovers because people search the characters, not the chyron index.
Lines that look like secrets
'A TV... ON TV!' means you photographed the set. 'WOWWEE, IT'S NOTHING' means the frame was empty. 'LIL' CRICKY <3' means you found a cricket. They are jokes, not keys. The how to play page says which photos actually advance a stage.
The story order around these lines is the scene table.
FAQ
Are these the exact words?
Yes, including odd punctuation such as EVERYONE HATES EVERYONE!!1! and the softer ALMOST EVERYONE line that appears before the park is fully angry.
Which lines are not really in the game?
A few manifesto drafts sit in comments in the text file. They never appear on the television. I leave them out of the table.
Where did the wording come from?
The English string table in the published source, cross-checked against the Steam scene guide's screenshots of the chyrons.
Sources
- English string table, 2018 revision — checked 2026-11-07
- Steam: All The Scenes — checked 2026-11-07
- Scene files — checked 2026-11-07